In light of a new semester starting I thought I would kick it off with a list of classes they should offer at all Universities and Colleges- This list is meant to be thought provoking and funny- enjoy
Sleep Management 103- A freshman favorite (Ironically the most failed class on campus) Starts at 7:30 Monday through Friday. Textbook chapters include "Effective Napping", "Light Sleeper's Guide to Night Time Sounds", and the ever popular, "Wifi: The Sleep Killer".
Avoiding Avoiding Studying 211- Learn how to procrastinate procrastinating well enough that you naturally do homework during the time set aside for doing homework. Class requirements include taking Focus 106 and Deleting Facebook and Instagram accounts.
Guessing 330 (also known as B.S. Studies) - Luck favors the prepared. If you don't want to prepare the old fashioned way (studying) have we got a class for you. Learn how to master the art of picking C for most of your multiple choice test questions and how to write papers that have no value and appear so complex that your teacher can't read it and has to give you an A.
and finally for today...
Sweet Talking for the Not So Smooth 412- also known as the Brown-Nosing Class, this class serves as an alternative to public speaking; Professor Brown will teach you how to get out of fights with your significant other which started over nothing, and making students and teachers like you even though your lazy, demanding personality should make them feel otherwise. Guessing 330 is not required but heavily recommended as a prerequisite. for this class.
Please suggestions for other classes in the comment section
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