I hate how hipsters made trying to look uncool in order to look cool seem cool, up until it became uncool again.

Tax Return Ideas

In the event you haven't already blown your tax return by now (it is June after all), here is an idea on what you can do with it

Invest.

Now I know what you are thinking - Stocks are stupid, Bitcoins aren't real and real estate is just dirt. How about non-traditional investing. For instance, my newest plan is invest in medium sized carpets, large black plastic garbage bags and red food coloring. Simply spill the coloring onto the rug, wrap it in the plastic bag and make sure just a little of the red is dripping out when you carry it down your stairwell. Do this once a month on the full moon and make sure you make eye contact but offer no explanation to anyone who you come across while doing it. Now, stop paying rent for four months and one day, abandon the place along with all your stuff. No one will ask question and you will have saved on four months rent (minus supplies).