More Words

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NEW WORD SUGGESTIONS FOR THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Today's theme is words... words for words which shorten the amount of wordy words used.

3. Regwords (noun):  words you wish you could have said in a certain moment, but were too slow to think of, but after hours of angry sulking you have a perfect speech laid out to day just in case the exact same situation arises again.

Example: Many of the regwords Big Bird had in mind for Oscar consisted of four letters and compared him to the trash can in which he lived.

4. Erwords (noun): spoken words which you wish you could grab out of the air and put back in your mouth in oder to avoid a perceived awkward situation (often time erwords are simply spoken regwords)

Example: Unfortunately for Kanye, the camera's were rolling, and everything he just said would now become erwords which he could not erase and would soon after apologize for. 

5. Uncomfords (noun): 1. The verb to accidentally annoy someone when your original intention was to make them more comfortable 2. Any spoken series of words (which can often be erwords) which make a situation less habitable than before. 3. Anything Justin Bieber says. 

Example: The party goers didn't know which was more uncomfortable; the uncomfords Janice had used to describe how great it was to have blind people at the party, or the vomit she had spewed all over the dance floor.

Thanks for reading: Mckay Hansen- I will try and think of a word to better grasp the phrase "to feel like..." It is too long and cumbersome to be used. Please leave suggestions for new words or other possible posts.