Here's a thought...Issue #54G22 (The Late Night Cry Sessions)

Ancient Romans would commit suicide by eating a large portion of salt, usually amounting to a kilogram. This would disrupt the chemical balances in the nervous system causing it to collapse and the person to die.

I get the feeling that teen-age girls have a similar draw to large bowls of cookie dough and watching Downton Abby.

( I call this the opposite of a rebound - Ironically, such "despair evenings" are the major source of inspiration for Taylor Swift and whoever writes "Grey's Anatomy")

Via

Let this child's shear despair make you laugh and feel a little more pride in your disbelief in princesses, fairytales and unicorns.